charlie

a cutie, but can be a dick, and is a dry texter

me :hey how are you?
charlie: good
me: cool...
charlie: ok

by justmedontworry August 17, 2020

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charlie sansom

the hottest most unbelievably attractive person on earth, i want him to do me however he likes.

i want his warm gooey stuff inside me and on me

Me fr: omg its Charlie Sansom please do me its all i want is for him to absolutey fuck me

by asseater4560 March 10, 2024

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Bad Time Charlie

The friend who doesn’t want to hang out, but only seems to be around for the most difficult life experiences/emergencies.

I can’t seem to have a normal, fun date with him. The sky always has to be falling for us to meet up, he’s some sort of a Bad Time Charlie!

by Hedon October 30, 2023

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Charlie

Way uglier than zach
Physically unable to play fortnite
Has a tiny shlong

Charlie: I wish I was zach!!!

by Randomguywhosverycool June 5, 2020

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When charlie is chilling in your room, and you get distracted by his phone vibrating constantly, you are unable to study properly for your finals. Typically resolved by grabbing his vibrator, and chucking it outside of your room. Also beneficial to kick charlie out of your apartment.

You: Charlie do not use your vibrator in my room, it is preventing me from studying!
Charlie: the stimulation from my vibrator helps me study much more effectively though!!
You: That's it charlie, *chuck his vibrator outside the door* now your Charlie's vibrator is broken
Charlie: ok i will leave now

by NelsonWhat December 6, 2023

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