When you make your wife eat a corn dog, and then make her vomit it out and listen to George Strait for 3 hours
by HMan98 April 28, 2022
by ThinkingEmoji2000000 October 13, 2017
Cricket term: When you are delivered a ball in cricket that comes straight at you and you completely miss it. Despite the easiness of the ball to hit, like when you eat corn It goes straight through you.
by clarkie09 March 30, 2009
When a newly pregnant womens egg turns to a gundam suit and fights off 522000000 per day for 208 hours however that adds up powered by lithium batteryies to hace cloning to fight back and kost replaxed by a second mans sperm in the same captured suit and drowning the original sperm.
by Cody5050 January 16, 2023
When someone purposely leaves a ceramic piece of corn under your pillow without you noticing - often considered an act of endearment. However, in more severe cases, being corned can indicate an extreme hatred from the perpetrator, and potentially intent to kill. Watch your back and beware of the corners.
"Damn bro! I got corned last night."
"Yeah I think he isn't feeling well, someone said he got corned"
"He missed class because he was... well... you don't wanna know"
"Yeah I think he isn't feeling well, someone said he got corned"
"He missed class because he was... well... you don't wanna know"
by emuemq September 22, 2021
by RollsLikePoop July 17, 2022