aggro boner

When a man gets a boner due to something hot that he cannot take action on

I was hanging out with my friend sally the other day and when she bent over to grab something I got an aggro boner.

by Dickbuttfucktruck August 16, 2017

Kanye Boner

The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago

Mate massive Kanye boner right now , I’m so good at fucking

by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017

Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

#jesus boner

When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.

"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

Back Boner

When your spine gets stuff and hurts

Man I ran so hard today I got a Back boner
Well there’s no lube to ease that Back Boner

by Fudgedragon2005 January 15, 2019

boner boulavard

a street for horny people

i friend lives on boner boulavard

by flyingshelf3480 June 12, 2018