windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me

by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 20, 2020

Chocolate Badger

A women who wipes her vagina back to front.

That mong over there, she's got a chocolate badger!!!

by ZeroFluxGiven August 11, 2020

Bully Badge

A prefabricated self-identification adopted in order to capitalize on a social permission granted to persons who so identify to wield power over others, usually in the form of intimidation and threats of socially sanctioned ostracism as a repercussion for non-compliance with one or more demands, which are often formulated in such a way as to publicly humiliate the person or persons of whom the demand is made.

"I would never have knelt before zer and kissed zer toes if zee hadn't flashed zer bully badge"

by Gordian Flange October 11, 2020

The Badger Effect

In Among Us, if you finish tasks as a crewmate you can go to security and stay on cams for the game, spotting any impostor and smacking the button. (May translate into the King of FNAF)

"Then I committed the badger effect lol."

"YOU DIRTY SONUVABITCH."

by Cherry_Donut October 20, 2020

Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

by Dr Form November 1, 2020

Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...

What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?

by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 5, 2020

Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021