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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024
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bowl of food

A bowl filled with food that doesn't fit any specific dish in particular.
Had a bowl of food for breakfast today.
by RoundenBrown September 18, 2021
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Bowl Milk

I drank some Bowl Milk yesterday and I felt amazing!
by NotCtrain October 9, 2021
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War-torn Bowl

The act of depositing such a violent despicable defecation that the remnants left behind in the toilet bowl are best described as resembling the towns villages and hamlets that have succumbed to mortar fire artillery and other types of military activities that have taken place leaving nothing behind but scattered remains shrapnel and many ruined lives.
Rodney : Damn bro Lauren really destroyed my hallway bathroom, after I managed to meander through the foul stench all that was left was the smoking War-torn Bowl.

Jane : Maggie my husband did a wretched thing this morning.. he blew up our bathroom so bad I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on the toilet again knowing what took place in there, that War-Torn bowl will never be the same.
by Rybread93 January 15, 2025
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Going bowling

Your CFB team made a bowl game
Coach: We’re going bowling boys!
by beanieater4 December 12, 2024
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Full Bowl Circle

A Full Bowl Circle is when you heave such an amazing colon snake it wraps itself around the toilet bowl at least one time.
Isaac just sent me a pic of his latest full bowl circle. You know that boy’s fiber intake is top notch!
by Misty Dawn September 22, 2022
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