anal cyclone

A straight origy involving only rapid fire anal play.

My husband and I went to our first swingers party last night and it turned into a full blown, overwhelming anal cyclone. Now I'm shitting pancakes.

by Squid's House October 6, 2013

anal drawering

The act of credit carding (sliding through the rectum crack) yourself on a drawer that is protruding out of desk.

Bobyn is bending down and accidentally starts anal drawering.

by Ryan Guinan January 11, 2009

Anal Peek

To stretch a woman's ass cheecks and peer into her anus, making sure she has not been having anal sex with other men.

"I'm pretty sure my wife has been assfucking other douchefags so I gave her a quick anal peek."

by Dan & Zach February 7, 2009

Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

anal button

the button that one can push to receive anal from another

1.press here for anal!

2.she has an anal button on her necklace!

by ALLABALLAILIKEPIE January 25, 2009

Anal Swag

When a chick fucks a dude behind her boyfriend back

Are you Anal Swagging me?

by #hashbrown December 13, 2016