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Fertility train

A group of 5 or more guys switch off having unprotected sex with a girl then try to find out who’s the father.
Shit man we all got drunk and and ran the fertility train through Heather.
by Life76 May 9, 2022
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meme-train

similar to "bandwagon" but specifically in relation to social phenomena
"getting on the meme-train"

"I've got a ticket on the Harambe express"

"remember lolcats? that shit was like the Ciurea rail disaster of internet memes"
by Rosettastoned101 August 5, 2016
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Faggotry Train

For when two or more people repeatedly engage in a harmful connection or relationship, opting to continue riding the repeating track of incompatibility and conflict, instead of addressing existing issues or separating and disbanding all together.

It can also refer to a followed agenda or habit (Relating to a social value that's self-destructive and self-gratifying, or even failing to commit to an announced goal despite failing before, and having the opportunity to improve upon future attempts, but instead sending oneself down the same track with the same destination as before.
Joey and Martha continued riding the faggotry train as they kept getting back together in fruitless relationships. Even though Joey has the sex experience of a denialistic virgin, while Martha is a dishonest and hypocritical skank.

Cain, upon realizing he will never get a victory royal if he keeps relying on his friend group as a dedicated squad, announced: "Know what guys? This friend group isn't for me. You all can't aim for shit, and I can't stand hanging out with you guys when Issac is there. He never showers between his fat rolls and the rest of you have too much patience for him despite the rest of us collectively becoming anorexic because of his forever existing and evolving stench. This is a never ending faggotry train, and I'm getting out of it because I'm sick of this."

Despite nobody caring after the 8th time, Kennedy continued to threaten acts of suicide because she couldn't work her job for more than 6 minutes without reaching her phone with her fat little finger sausages and getting written up for it. She's been on a faggotry train streak and will be riding it for the foreseeable future.
by Angzoe May 30, 2025
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canary train

certain types/class of prisoners being transported to different location(s)

slang
"the canary train is ready to pull chain"
by noixz January 14, 2009
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Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.
I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.
by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017
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Building trains

The action of laying multiple shit logs consecutively, so that they touch, in the same sit on a toilet.
Hey Melody what are you doing in the bathroom? “I’m building trains grandma, leave me alone.”
by Newman12 January 1, 2022
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1 train

7 Av local train that has 38 stops from South Ferry to Van Cortlandt Park in NYC. Sometimes its slow as hell and sometimes you might want to catch the 2 or 3 train if you miss the 1 train because it takes eternity to come sometimes.
"There is an uptown local 1 train to Van Cortlandt Park-242 Street 7 minutes away"
by TheMiguelitoGod1000 July 28, 2024
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