A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.
by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022
A wank dominated by a frantic nerd.
The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.
Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.
Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
by Domi-Knows September 07, 2009
When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
by S Penny August 17, 2022
Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
A Prank that Many kids do these days.It only means ,to fuck yourself (Totally does not mean to pull your third leg up and down)
by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 08, 2023
A type of masturbation that happens only in an environment where it is hot outside, the window is open and a warm breeze permeates the air. Extra points if there is a fan on or some form of light air conditioning to really get that fruity feeling.
by Sensualgreg July 18, 2022
The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.
"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
by bighairyotter August 10, 2021