Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.

Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.

by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024

Turtles

Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.

Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia

by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023

Turtle

Really, really, like really hella good weed

I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude

by mad.child October 23, 2018

turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians

stop being such a stupid turtle farmer

by matthew will steall ur daughte May 30, 2024

Turtle with a 12 pack

A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold

person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks

by Oassis__ May 9, 2019

Group of turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”

Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange

Group of turtles

by Alexandria:) May 23, 2021

turtling

To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a turtle shell on their back.
This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'TURTLED! TURTLED!' at the victim while simulating a turtle shell on your own back.

*sneaks up behind and flips hood*

Leah: HAH TURTLED
Talon: what does that mean?
Leah: Turtling is when I flipped your hood and gave you a turtle shell!

by ay you March 25, 2023