human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 09, 2013
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human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)
"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"
by Uselezz April 12, 2022
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Humans.

Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''
I typed "I hate it here" in my computer's search bar, because of fucking foolish humans.
by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022
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Artificial Human Scum

Artificial Human Scum aka Artificial Human Spam (AHS) for short or a proposed classification for the billions of those who have had their brains taken over by a god-awful machine.
In the obesity and etiquette stakes, AHS, for their Eurotrash ways, can be identified by a middle-class non-AHS coming a mile away.
You can't put a floor on Artificial Human Scum behaviour, Jonathan. They're programmed to stoop to new lows.
by Forensic Top Ice September 19, 2021
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Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over
Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
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Non-Human

An animal that isn't related to the human species.
Fox 1: Are we apart of the weird furless monkey thing?
Fox 2: No, we're non-human idiot.
by Zach T. Radass January 08, 2023
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