Dylan

person you are friends with but you don't know why
why am I friends with Dylan? he's an asshole.
by 69pewdiepie January 21, 2020
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He is left handed and deaf but those disability's don't stop him from having big toes up his ass. His biggest fear is jess and he love's dungeon and dragons. He's full of himself and only good at sports because hes tall
Person 1:I like being leaf handed
Person 2:Dylan ass looking bitch
by Thefirstd1hater May 08, 2024
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Dylan is one of the best kisser's ever known. If you were to ever get the chance to makeout with Dylan your in luck. But too bad cause he is a very loyal boy to his future wife Andrea Martinez.
"Who do you guys think the best kisser is"?
"Its obviously Dylan, Did you not hear what Andrea said about his kissing skills"?
by spillane middle school May 06, 2022
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Dylan is the most outgoing sports player ever he even has a big cock to add on. But dont forget hes also a very loyal boyfriend because he loves his beloved girlfriend Andrea Martinez
Who's Dylan?
Friends: He's the BEST person ever in the world!
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the most amazing person in the world who is incredibly handsome, loving, funny, caring, and deserves more then he gets in life
His name must be Dylan cause his personality is incredibly brilliant
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The best person in the world you will find him and all the girls go up to him and say heyyyy also he is very athletic has a good sense of style and he’s sooo funny he’s also a great caring friend and he’s always there for u
Girl 1: That’s so a Dylan
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A good person, on of the purist kind, but prone to doing dumb things. Dylan is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dylan as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dylan is a valuable friend, For others, a valuable Life-Partner- And for others still, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
-He just protected me from a rhino and now the rhinos dead hes crying.

-yep, Sounds like Dylan
by BumbleBumble123 November 22, 2021
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