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alabama half&half

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?
by Thomas A. August 5, 2017
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hebrew half

When you break an item in half with the intention of sharing and you keep the larger half for yourself.
Girl I'm gon' get this hostess apple pie! I'll share, but I get the Hebrew half.
by Brogantac August 11, 2017
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A hoe an a half

When someone is such a “hoe” she needs another half
Becky-“ do u like gracy Jane “

Brittany- “ no that Bitch a hoe an a half “
by Bitchass 13 February 28, 2019
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half baggie

When life becomes shit and our gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!
by Headmanos March 10, 2019
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half baggie

When life becomes shit and your gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!
by Headmanos March 10, 2019
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A Brick ‘n’ half that

A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.
“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.
by Booland March 18, 2019
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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