I Need Healing

The mating call for a rare half human half cyborg creature known as the Genji. The Genji often uses this call when he is at 199/200 health just annoying the Lucio's,Mercy's,Zentyatta's and Ana's he yells it at while not pushing the payload.

Genji:199/200 health
Genji:I need healing
Reaper:We don't even have a healer
Genji:Then switch to one
Reaper:No
Genji:Then i'll just stand here and make our team lose
Reaper:*Switches to Ana*
Ana:Lemme heal you
Genji:*Keeps moving too fast for Ana o heal him*

by dfkjgefhlidas April 4, 2017

I forgor 💀

"I forgor" or "I forgor 💀" is phrase that originated from a supposed typing mistake from a user to Walmart after they asked what they needed. It is now commonly spammed in comment sections of seemingly unrelated posts.

I forgor 💀

by slweeb July 12, 2021

I miss her

When you miss the girl of your dreams so much to type in "I miss her" on urbandictionary.

I miss her so much right now..!! Ive been seperated from her for an hour!

by wtfisupwitdat March 17, 2008

I pity the fool

In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

I pity the fool who scratched my car.

by diatrevolo November 9, 2003

I have this friend

An "I have this friend" story, is a story where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them, but they're too embarrassed to say so. They're similar to "I know this guy" stories where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. "I have this friend" stories are about seeking advice about an embarrassing problem however, not about entertainment.

Janet: "I need your opinion about something."
Mary: "What's up?"
Janet: "Well, I have this friend... She's thinking about cheating on her boyfriend with an old flame who called her up last week. She's not sure what she should do about it."
Mary: "Oh my God, Janet! Chris called you last week!?"
Janet: "It's not about me! It's a friend of mine!"
Mary: "Sure it is. Just make sure Tom doesn't find out."

by kevnar February 20, 2007

did i ask

the thing that dumb ass kids on Roblox say when you say literally anything at all

somernadojwafjopifajiw: guys i got a new dog!
xxprotryhardXDDDxx: DiD i aSk?
somernadojwafjopifajiw: the world doesn't revolve around you nerd

by the skrt skrt mic yeet June 2, 2020

I have to sleep

Used when it’s late at night and you don't want to answer a question.

Person #1: “Did you take Mia out on a date?”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”

by HualianInventedLove September 5, 2021