A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

Suicide survivor day

A day to represent someone who is a suicide survivor and appreciate them

Zack:hey Chole, Today’s suicide survivor day! *gives her compliments*

by Zozo the devil November 23, 2019

national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day

April 20th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger in a car, or even multiple gingers in a car at once

Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day! Let’s go for a drive!

by gingerlover64 April 20, 2023

National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

Skibidi day

on september 23rd say skibidi to anyone

happy skibidi day

by skibidi day ohio May 29, 2024

pro-furry day

Being pro-furry, all day, every day.

A: It’s pro-furry day!
B: It’s pro-furry day everyday, dumbass.

by elteblazoughn November 26, 2023