Dirty Velasquez

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.

Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.

by waluigimaniac July 01, 2022

Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 14, 2023

Dirty Zakk

When you love charlie morningstar from hazbin hotel a little too much even if the show is fucking ass and makes me wanna kms

"I love CHARLIE!!!"

"Dude stop being such a dirty zakk!"

by MinecraftMaster24 May 02, 2025

Dirty Geirskogul

An advanced sexual maneuver that requires two stacks of Eye of the Dragon to successfully perform.

I heard Estinien was handing out Dirty Geirskoguls in the shed behind the Rising Stones, and like ten people had to get emergency Esunas a week after. Dirrrty.

by Sexy Nidhogg July 19, 2022

dirty rubber

prostitute

Your a dirty rubber said dave to Molly

by Real G lyk me November 30, 2013

dirty rang

When the receiver during double penetration sex realizes there is another

Person 1: Yo I got the biggest dirty rang yesterday

Person 2: I know, I gave it to you.

Person 1: what

by myppsmall November 22, 2021

Dirty Jones

When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.

It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.

I gave that motherfucker a Dirty Jones.

by Asperger John July 03, 2020