Hug a Tristan Day

January 21st

The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.

"Aw shucks, I've gotta practice my hugs. Hug a Tristan Day is comin' up..."

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National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”

by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

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National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!

Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back

by Markhumal123 May 19, 2022

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Boyfriend :*kisses his girlfriend *
Girlfriend:why you do that?
Boyfriend: it is march 8th national kiss your girlfriend day

by Devourer_of_balls March 08, 2022

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"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"

by the_gay_goddess69 March 04, 2022

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You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss

Kiss your girlfriend day

by Cool girl duh December 08, 2020

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Kiss your girl, GIRLS GET THEM LIPS READY

You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your boyfriend: ‘why’
You: ‘because it kiss your girl day’
‘You both kiss’
Kiss your girlfriend day.

by Cool girl duh December 07, 2020

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