dirty tapestry

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.

I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.

by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018

Dirty Chella

The act of pissing in ones soup and rubbing their balls on their bread.

Hey I have the Karen last night a Dirty Chella.

by Cum guzzler 73 November 22, 2021

dirty boobie

when something is either a super cool thing or a super disgusting thing

Damn, you’re flying higher than a dirty boobie!

by dimdum July 15, 2022

Extra Dirty Dallas

An Extra Dirty Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of tobacco dip and barbecue sauce

Billybob: Damn Gator I can't believe Darlene gave you an Extra Dirty Dallas!!

Gator: I can't believe Darlene knew what an Extra Dirty Dallas was!! my dick's been hurting for days

by The_gigolo_with_the_most_below October 27, 2020

Dirty Tybalt

Stabbing someone with a shit and piss covered sword

Mercutio wished he got the Dirty Tybalt

by Ehumphrey336 February 24, 2023

The Dirty Bubble Challenge

The Dirty Bubble Challenge is formally known from spongebob, but in this definition it is used quite differently. The Dirty Bubble Challenge is a sex position where you flip your girl upside down and spread her legs, then for a whole week repeatedly smack her asshole while jerking off, all while screaming darnit after every smack

Hey bro! I just finished the Dirty Bubble Challenge with Jessica last week and man, that shit was great

by I_eat_eggs June 28, 2018

Dirty Masen

When you cum a gelatin glob of blood into your miata radiator.

Dude, I was leaking coolant so I gave my car the dirty Masen and now it’s leak free.

by JDMLord94 August 18, 2022