The act of jizzing on your pillow then scraping it off with a vacuum sucker and placing inside a BLT sandwich, feeding it to the nearest homeless person, then telling them it was just expired mayo.
by Bill Horsecock May 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Amerymug. When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.
by The dirty swaby boys January 16, 2024
Get the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfiremug. Dirty Rockstar (noun, verb)
When, in a fit of outrageous showmanship, you dramatically flash a full-on prolapsed asshole to your audience — not as a cry for help, but as the encore. The move is less about seduction and more about burning your image into the minds of anyone unlucky enough to make eye contact. Often accompanied by a bow, devil horns, and maybe pyrotechnics if the budget allows.
When, in a fit of outrageous showmanship, you dramatically flash a full-on prolapsed asshole to your audience — not as a cry for help, but as the encore. The move is less about seduction and more about burning your image into the minds of anyone unlucky enough to make eye contact. Often accompanied by a bow, devil horns, and maybe pyrotechnics if the budget allows.
“Dude, that gig was insane — the lead singer finished the last song, dropped his pants, pulled a Dirty Rockstar, and the crowd still gave him a standing ovation… mostly to leave.”
by Cuckcowboy August 8, 2025
Get the Dirty rockstarmug. When you take a fish out of a river and shove it up the the girls ass then she gives you a blow job and you cum inside her mouth. Then you fuck her ass with the fish still inside and when you’re about to climax you pull out taking the fish with you and you cum all over the fish. Then you force-feed the fish to her.
by Stupid horse clouds December 28, 2020
Get the Dirty Rekamug. by Sllim July 2, 2024
Get the Dirty aahilmug. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of a man or woman sticking there entire index finger up there own turd cutter covering it with poopy. Dirty Hitler only differs in this aspect you just lightly graze the tip of your finger with whichever kinda butt flem is there. And just lightly graze your spouses upper lip directly in the middle as she sleeps. (The point?) And when she wakes she will scream and yell in a different language do to the amount of vomit falling from her face.
by This is complete billshit February 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Hitlermug. by Saltydude3 May 11, 2020
Get the Dirty Keironmug.