a guy who keeps to himself but he secretly loves eating tuna while jacking of under the table in class
by furryblaster3000 October 15, 2022
For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.
“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
by Rachel1980 June 24, 2023
When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.
by Randy23Marsh November 25, 2021
by The father69420 December 07, 2021
The act of sex while the male has two condoms on. And rams the female so hard she comes twice. Double the protection, double the fun!
by LuxKy1771 June 01, 2022
Put a good dip in, grab 2 natural lights, put your dick in a pony, 1 finger in your ass, and yell HE-AW at the top of your lungs
by Natechapa May 21, 2019
Person 1: I‘ve had a terrible day today! I need something refreshing to get me back into the groove
Person 2: Someone make this man a Dirty Ronchka, stat!
Person 2: Someone make this man a Dirty Ronchka, stat!
by K$1978 August 10, 2019