dirty alyias

a person who likes to eat toenail clippings in their free time, but are very handsome and charming.

bro, watch out for him, he may be charming but he’s a dirty alyias.

by AVACADORANCH October 14, 2021

dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.

My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.

by Fart42069 July 24, 2021

dirty fantini

When you go back to your ex's House and fuck the shit out of him/her. When they sleep, you pour butyric acid (C4H8O2) all over the house and leave.

I went to my ex's house and dirty fantinied her. Payback is a bitch!

by BarryMcCockiner_U69 January 26, 2022

Dirty Jeff

The act of putting one's own finger into their own rectal cavity and rubbing whatever comes out under one's own nose

Howdy, you can just call me Dirty Jeff. Care for a sniff?

by Julio Juarez February 18, 2023

Dirty Paine

the act of jerking off to shirtless photos of hans zimmer, and ejaculating onto a chocolate chip eggo.

Charles told me about his attempted dirty paine last night.

did you give him a dirty paine?

by nekcalf November 15, 2024

dirty faellen

During covid-19, when you get so horny that you decide to order a pizza with extra jalapeno peppers, then proceed to take a huge shit and freeze it in a condom, so that it is a huge dildo. Then, with this dildo, fuck yourself whilst playing Minecraft on a Twitch livestream and constantly scream "fuck the police" with your frozen shit dildo.

Oh man, I got so bored that I did a dirty faellen last night.

by cooldetective September 28, 2020

Dirty Busato

Dirty busato is usually when someone is raped who has been gaming sitting down, for such a tremendous time that their own sphincter gets numb and they don’t feel the initial rape sequence.

I was stuck on this last achievement for so long I didn’t feel my girlfriend dirty busato me with a frozen hot dog.

by Cockachino July 29, 2021