Dirty Proctor

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger up there ass

Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor

by Stinkyfinger October 6, 2021

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

Dirty gahven

when a man eats dog shit and then pukes in someone else’s mouth then cumming in it making a slushee

I Gave that bitch a dirty gahven

by coolsucker39 September 7, 2021

Dirty Doogle

When a man deracates in a woman's mouth & she did it in his mouth, like a snowball but with shit.

Last night, my man showed me what a dirty doogle is and I found it erotic.

by KangaMoose July 9, 2022

Dirty vaping

To use a vape with a burnt coil usually resulting in a sore throat

My throat is torn to shit from dirty vaping

by Chungus biggie April 3, 2025

The Dirty Volcano

When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.

Friend: Why is the front of your shirt nasty?
You: Dude, I gave this chick "The Dirty Volcano" last night and she erupted on m shirt.

by BigSos21 September 12, 2011