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Sucker Fucked

When you go over to someone's house for a date, with the intentions of possibly having sex with them, but they "roofied" you because they are too insecure & impatient to wait for your approval. #suckerfucked
I was excited about my dinner date with him. I even packed all the necessities to have a safe sexy time with him, if things went well, after the dinner he had invited me over for. However, I realized I had been "sucker fucked" when I woke up naked in his bedroom, tangled in my bra which had been torn in half, six hours after the glass of champagne he served me in his kitchen.
by PleasureAddict January 31, 2019
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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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Geriatric fuck

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up
That idiot is a geriatric fuck
by Dweef March 17, 2020
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Lazy Fuck

Billy you lazy fuck get up and take a picture
by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020
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Fuck Boy

A "fuck boy" is someone a girl knows is just good for sex and nothing else. He's not to be taken seriously in regards to any type of serious commitment and the tell tale signs are usually quite obvious. The term "Fuck boy" tends to have a derogatory from scorned women who could not differentiate a "fuck boy" to a "prospect".
The skank finally cleaned up her act and was looking a serious relationship; karma bamboozled her with a merited fuck boy and she reverted back to her old ways more empty than ever.
by Jlats23 October 8, 2015
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Fuck of Luck

When something bad happens but something good happens as a result.
My flight was cancelled but American Airlines gave me a $500 voucher and rebooked my flight for the same day. That was a fuck of luck.
by mamahonchohayes June 7, 2022
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