Dirty Arnulfo

A sex act where a man sticks his penis inside an obese man’s bellybutton, using fecal matter as lubricant.

Gage: I received a Dirty Arnulfo from Joseph last night!
Jonathan: Nice! Can he give me one as well?

by CharlieWendigo April 23, 2024

Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...

I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...

by SELNC January 21, 2020

dirty eathel

When you have sex so hard that you shit yourself

Man last night I gave a guy a dirty eathel.

by 6ssy5656 June 27, 2020

dirty shia

When you queef in a mans eye then punch him while he’s eating you out.

I woke up with one black eye and one pink eye and realized that bitch pulled a dirty Shia

by Gotthatbde July 28, 2020

Dirty griz

This is an act of bedroom depravity that include 1 man, 3 midgets, a taser, some ASTRO Lube, any other item or items your evil heart desires and an insane imagination.

Man covers his feet in astro lube and shoves his feet in the ass of two midgets wearing them like shoes while fucking the 3rd midget in the ass. When the man gets close to cumming one of the "shoe" midgets tazers the man.

This is just one example of doing the Dirty Griz

by 6rizShenanigans April 07, 2023

Dirty Velasquez

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.

Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.

by waluigimaniac July 01, 2022

Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 14, 2023