Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019

princess poop

When you take a big shit but when you wipe your ass its completely clean.

“Yo my patient had a massive code brown, but when I wiped them they were completely clean.”

“Nice they had a princess poop!”

by Markski619 December 31, 2017

poop train

A train conducted by psychopaths.

"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"

by I Sharted May 1, 2018

poop sex

When you and the homies dine on scooby-snacks during a group poop.

friend 1: yoooo who want to come over and have some poop sex

friend 2: what we eating

friend 1: scooby-snacks dumbass

friend 3: ima bring the heat

friend 1: ok make sure you fuck remember

by Motherland_Reeeee January 17, 2020

Poop Vapor

a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.

person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.

by PoopPantsNoDaiper February 24, 2020

poop surfing

when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying

"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"

"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".

by elderlyworm March 27, 2017

poop sluicing

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...

Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!

by poonanni October 1, 2021