by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024
by 69sexyasfuck April 13, 2024
Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.
by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018
Totally awesome guy who is still CHILL with his alien ex girlfriend and they ended on GOOD terms, also really fucking sexy
by johnnyjoestar August 17, 2023
Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.
by Gabby == May 16, 2021
by TheRockObama March 21, 2023
A very blonde, very large penis.
Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
by hotdishultimate July 09, 2009