by Rygarmurph May 31, 2021

“Heyyy liam, you’re my best friend right?”
“Yeah”
“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”
“Yeah”
“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”
by 98282873proooo August 14, 2023

I’m the best piggy in the chat.. used in online songs about pigs to let others know your looking for an older muscle pig.
by CatchingPervs May 1, 2024

by ilovekatesiegel December 29, 2021

National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you
by Kenken1156 August 2, 2021

That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.
Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!
Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!
Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)
by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!
by Celestine.Integrity March 5, 2024
