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Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 30, 2024
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Rusty Gearstick

This is where someone wanks off a man with a handful of shit.
'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'
by Dogsnansdog October 19, 2016
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Rusty Karony

When you are bedding a gentlemen before his moonpay is accepted and you find out it didn't go through so you knock him out and send him to Gambia to dig coal.
John would have to accept that a rusty karony would be his only payment for Thomas's dip in the liquidity pool.
by Pappacrypto May 5, 2022
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Rusty Scupper

When a man removes his woman's colostomy bag and proceeds to give her a rimjob via her colostomy hole.
Dude! I was with this lady last night and she wanted me to give her the old Rusty Scupper! Laid her bag by the table and went to town, licking on that side hole!
by BusterHeiman July 1, 2021
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Rusty

the coolest person you will ever meet like EVER. talks a lot so sometimes it’s acceptable to tell him to shut the fuck up but if you like listening then trust me you will never get bored. Has a lot of things on her mind hahaha...
“who’s this annoying bitch? she won’t stop texting me...”

“oh... that’s just Rusty, ignore him.”
by rusteesp00n July 12, 2021
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rusty mary

John gave cindy a Rusty Mary last night
by supermonkeybloke October 28, 2014
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Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.
My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.
by CGHDun December 1, 2021
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