Throat Goat

A SLUT NAMED BRENDA

Much like a goat that eats literally everything. Brenda will suck and fuck anybody.

MAN 1: Bro I am so fat, ugly, and all around nasty but I need my dick sucked.

MAN 2: Oh bro that's okay just call THROAT GOAT BRENDA, she sucks and fucks all with no hold back.

MAN 1: Thanks homie I am going to go call her now.

by SheAGrossBItch August 21, 2024

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Goat-work

Someone who enables another person's behavior to be peak.

Phoenix's sister interacting with Toasty is Goat-work fr fr!!

by ToastyVA October 16, 2024

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Lisha Rae the goat

The GOAT of rap

Lisha Rae the goat is the truthhhh

by Badgirl8245 October 30, 2024

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Throat Goat

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!

That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.

by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024

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Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.

What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.

by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024

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