The Dutch God

Mikkey Miller is the Dutch God of getting fucked up

Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

Dutch dart

Keeping your erection for an extended period when you are involved in a gang bang in Amsterdam.

In Amsterdam he brought his A game to the orgy, he was like a Dutch dart

by Motherfluffer4040 February 20, 2018

Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.

The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower

by Chibraltar February 20, 2024

dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.

Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…

by tomarswego January 7, 2025

DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019