Patricia Salad

Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.

"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"

by Winstar December 6, 2017

Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.

I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.

by joey_blowme July 7, 2017

Yummy Salad

A yummy virgin that just looks like she's begging for cum.

That girl is a Yummy Salad. Lets follow her into that bathroom now.

by Saladyboi June 11, 2019

Egg Salad Sandwich

A threesome with an ovulating chick.

Last night, Fred and Joe had an “Egg Salad Sandwich” with Alice

by Kryzazy November 21, 2020

Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.

She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.

by NoahGreen April 18, 2024

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone, no dressing.

I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.

by YETYland February 9, 2017