Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

Ham Sandwich by Tower of power January 13, 2015

peanut butter n jelly sandwich

When a girl is on her time of the month and a guy penetrates her then moves straight to her ass and then her mouth

"I gave kate a peanut butter n jelly sandwich last night she likes the chunks"

peanut butter n jelly sandwich by GeordieDan May 16, 2008

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich 

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

fag sandwich 

Someone who is excessively cluttered and unorganized and yet bitches when good looking females tidy up after them.

Oren continued to whine regarding the difference between "dirty" and "messy," but in the end, only proved himself a fag sandwich.

fag sandwich by oroticacid January 29, 2009

Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo 

When two people are side by side (guys or girls) and an abundance of jizz is strewn throughout both pubic regions. A 3rd person then proceeds to eat the jizz out of both pubic patches.

Person 1: What are you having for dinner?
Person 2: I'm having the protein rich Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo!

Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo by BoomGorillaFace November 14, 2010

ham sandwich

A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious

Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.

ham sandwich by chaos is control May 29, 2015

prawn sandwich 

The pussy, quim, vagina. The clit is the Prawn and the outer lips the bread of the " Sandwich ".

" Geez your Prawn Sandwich is really tasty, I could chew on it all night."

prawn sandwich by mc scrotum October 1, 2003