Headline Porn

A term used when someone is jaded or jealous of the person of topic.

The politician was annoyed at the other candidate's higher media ratings, he called it headline porn.

Usually said by someone not getting enough head 'time' , clearly..

by Charm Duster October 2, 2016

Metal Porn

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.

Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"

by Cesc4 July 21, 2011

Worry porn

Gratuitous news reporting typically in support of a particular political position that relentlessly demonizes an opposing point of view that provides pleasure to its already worry-prone adherents

Worry porn is what keeps CNN and MSNBC views glued to their sets

by MFJumbo January 8, 2022

retaliation porn

When someone sends multiple pictures images of porn and the receiver immediately sends porn back.

"my boyfriend just sent me a ton of porn so I sent retaliation porn"

by TheFloofDragon June 17, 2017

scp porn

a horror game turned into porn

im olivia and i like to watch scp porn

by Olivia lysee October 26, 2020

porn-norm

A term used to critique behavioral traits and/or a body type commonly seen in studio-based pornography. The criticism is often based on the person's color, ethnicity, and/or the way a fetish is witnessed being practiced in a real life moment compared to how it is displayed in porn.

A buffed bald black man having aggressive sex with a non-black person is a porn-norm many black men are expected to display in real-life interracial sexual encounters.

by LeNair Xavier February 20, 2018

Nugget Porn

When two people without arms and legs fuck so they can increase the nugget population. However, you can not find this on the hub.

Hey Jim! Do you want to watch some nugget porn?

No thanks. It’s not my type

by HarpoonMan March 7, 2020