one cheeking

the act of taking a dump while only using one cheek. usually only done in public restrooms and other disgusting relief areas

dude i don't know what was on that side of the seat but i started one cheeking it and got the job done

by vtyyi March 14, 2011

O'religious one

name given to ones girlfriend after she spends a week at religious camp and comes back "changed"(no more sexy time").

we have an hour before O'religious one gets home

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 10, 2011

brain one

the most basic intelligence

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.

by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2011

episode oned

When a movie seems really good in the previews but is actually terrible when seen

Did you see the preview that movie looks awesome!
Man I went to see that movie and it totally episode oned me

by kman12 September 25, 2011

One-shots

Short stories about a couple usually going on a date. On pe shots capture short moments in a relationship like a picture.

Sami Doll browsed Quotev, searching vigorously for Kellic one-shots

by Thecitybreathing July 11, 2017

One Lip

When you drink an alcoholic beverage in one go.

"ONE LIP! ONE LIP!"
As everyone procedes to chug down a beer.

by Tierique August 21, 2017

One Ring

One Ring is the ring that Sauron wants, Frodo has, and Fellowship defends the latter.
A gold ring with inscriptions on how to make Sauron have a complete form.

Frodo: I have the One Ring.
Gollum: My Precious.

Spell Breaker: *taking the One Ring* I stole your Precious.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018