social coin

The sum total of your assets permitting you to attract a close friend or mate, including, i.e. beauty, fitness, wealth, sense of humor, etc.

John thought he could get Judy as a girlfriend but he didn't have the social coin to do so.

by Ethelred July 17, 2015

Social Baby

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's baby.

A: "The royal baby is the most influential infant in the world".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".

by The Guy Next Door September 9, 2015

Social Media Overload

When someone has been viewing social media topics, or any one topic, on social media for so long, non-stop, that they can't handle anymore new information. If more information continues to be presented to them then, they may get visibly upset since they've reached the overload point. They get upset even faster if they don't have a particular interest in the topic(s).

There have been so many tumblr posts on that new Cartoon that came out recently, Johnny hit Social Media Overload.

by MegaKitCat June 28, 2016

Social Media Overload

When someone has been viewing social media topics, or any one topic, on social media for so long, non-stop, that they can't handle anymore new information. If more information continues to be presented to them then, they may get visibly upset since they've reached the overload point. They get upset even faster if they don't have a particular interest in the topic(s).

There have been so many tumblr posts on that new Cartoon that came out recently, Johnny hit Social Media Overload.

by MegaKitCat June 28, 2016

Social Unification

The act of taking a specific situation, movement, or cause and stretching it's targeted audience to the broadest possible group of people that it can. This usually happens when groups "feel left out" or people feel like the given subject is being offensive to other groups by only empowering a specific group, though that's often a misunderstanding as to what the subject is and why it's presented how it is.

Social unification often comes off as racist, bigoted, misogynistic, sexist, and generally assholish depending on what the subject is, but in some cases, the unifier has no ill intentions despite their clear lack of knowledge on the issue.

A: Black Lives Matter!
B: No, All Lives Matter!
C: Dude, you don't get it. We aren't saying your life doesn't matter, we're just saying that people need to recognize our lives are important too.
A: Yeah, enough with the social unification already.

by ARandomNarutard July 18, 2016

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook

i don't care if my social selfie is brocolli-art, or if it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma September 14, 2016

Social Stun

When an encounter is extremely awkward or tremendously unorthodox causing temporary paralysis.

"I was socially stunned when Mr. Dickbutt showed the class his dickbutt."

"In order to perform a social stun, one has to be really fucking weird."

"Why the fuck would you poop in the urinal, Trump? That'll socially stun everybody!"

by 12345poop89039425647 November 10, 2016