October 18th

National have threesome with Magnus and Didrik day.
Wax your vaginas and get ready for October 18th baby!

You know what day it is?
Yeah, it’s October 18th.
You know what that means?
Frick yeah, i’m so pumped!

by FunnyPoop October 16, 2019

October 15th

Birthday of the greatest people to grace this planet, namely, JJ （╹◡╹）
They are humble, loving and amazing people who are loveable and adored by all!

Tiabeanie : Elfo whats the date today?

Elfo: I think it’s October 15th

Tiabeanie: omg it’s my beautiful Libra twin JJ’s birthday today!

by JJ’s biggest fan October 16, 2019

October 17th

National day where if your name begins with T you can have your ass grabbed by anyone.

Kyle:"Oh it's October 17th"
Tom:"oh god I'm gonna have my ass grabbed"

by Semaj nihcam October 16, 2019

October 17th

The day when you go to school and watch a scary movie and get traumatized

On October 17th , Kids got traumatized

by The gurllll October 16, 2019

October 17th

Every time your teacher looks away you need spin around once then hit the woah

It’s october 17th

by The English dicktionary October 16, 2019

October 16th

The day when niggas can simp and not be gay

1:damn why he so ping so hard
2:it’s October 16th bro

by Youngandayandhungry October 16, 2019

October 18th

National ask your crush out day. Go up to your crush and ask him/her out

Guy 1: You know today is October 18th right?
Guy 2: yeah I know im gonna ask her at lunch today.

by johnyappleseeds October 16, 2019