shit nutted

it's a past-tense verb. this occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind you actually take a shit and bust a nut at the same time. this usually occurs as an accident, but those who are extra freaky my try to do it.

this takes the wet spot to a whole new level.

for those that try to do it and know it's coming, they can always exclaim to their sexual partner, "baby, i'm about to shit nut" or when they finish, they can say, "oooo i shit nutted"...

by fireball roberts September 28, 2007

Nut Wedgie

When ones underwear wedges in between testicle and leg, causing great discomfort.

"oh no, he must have a nut wedgie," said Chris looking at Dave in the corner pulling down awkwardly at his genital area.

by _Clum_ July 23, 2012

jingle nuts

one who does something so obnoxious, others are at a loss for words when trying to find some name to call him.

Stop being such a jingle nuts and just open the closet the right way rather than trying to head butt it open.

Justin you are a real jingle nuts.

by Wood May 13, 2005

Cougar Nuts

one who is ancient and sneaks about preying on much younger musicians.

Get that cougar nuts out of here!

Skeet: Where's cougar nuts?

Ron: She's giving our guitarist a Cleveland Steamer.

by Saggs the boobs August 24, 2009

pimp nuts

adj. Awesome, or really cool

My new mac is pimp nuts

by Jay Harp June 30, 2007

Tader Nuts

When you sit on a hot surface with no pants on and the bottom of your sack becomes burned and looks like tader tots

Jacob has tader nuts ever since he got drunk at the party and tried to crap on the BAR-B-QUE

by Reggie Sketches April 24, 2008

Poo nuts

When a persons testicles have caca on them. More predominant in babies buys.

Jeremy has major poo nuts, do you mind changing his diaper?

by Francois M October 16, 2008