meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018

silver meat

A piece of meat that has been stuck in between your teeth for so long it has turned a silverish color and tastes like copper.

Dude I think I got a chunk of silver meat in my teeth.

by King Prussia February 12, 2018

meat potato

What your balls look like after going swimming.

Dude, we got back from that show at like 2am and that chick slobbed all over my meat potato.

by SkuzzyJ December 29, 2016

meat globes

Defines a man's nuts. Big ol swinging balls, or the globes of meat under one's rod.

Wow he's got some massive meat globes!!
Whoa Debby, I can see his meat globes swinging as he runs!
Yo bro don't fuck with my meat globes.

by B.A.007 January 23, 2017

Meat carousel

Gay orgy on a playground roundabout

Hey Jon do you want to join me and Dan for a meat carousel later

by little miracle September 27, 2021

Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro last night I got with this big sweaty chick and she had some mean meat lettuce.

by Yarnce July 16, 2021

Grill Meat

Someone with exceptionally large gums. Often the same size or larger than their teeth. Also known as a gummy smile.

That hot babe looked my way and smiled but damn yo she was sporting grill meat like a damn horse.

by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021