Matthew

Matthew is gay

Person 1 :Hey look its Matthew
Person 2 : Ew hes gay

by Trump-is-gay November 1, 2020

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Matthew

Matthew is a computer science major and know a little Spanish I think. He is just the silliest goose and has long luscious locks and hates run on sentences. He also enjoys hitting grandmas with his car on the weekends. He also enjoys prank calling missing cat posters. If you were to punch him he wouldn't fall over, however if you sneezed on him his immune system would take the L. Common guy who enjoys making films and Eldon Ring and has negative negative rizz. Also has a Morbius body pillow

" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"

by furry overlord February 2, 2023

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Matthew Hazard

Massive cock and pulls bare under age girls

Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard

by Fat knob master November 23, 2021

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matthew maxxing

Matthew maxxing is a practice between a male and a female of the name Lili.

This practice is usually sexual and was made originally as joke from when the famous actor Matthew mcConaughhey and actress Lilliana Campos had a private tape leaked.

Gen Z has popularized this joke around numerous social media platforms like tiktok.

Zahir Topping was shown Matthew Maxxing across Twitter.

by Urban poster1 March 3, 2024

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Karl Matthew

Karl Matthew is a Son of Kerrel amd Michelle . He has a strong personality , a totally different from other guy . He is super natural , a cool handsome guy like his father . He is also a loving person , he think always for good of his family , friends and other people who need his help because Karl Matthew is like a member of Dragon ball , he is a super saiyan .
If you see him around you will be amazed of his super power .

by Karl Matthew August 28, 2021

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