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Master Ashley

Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.
You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024
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Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
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master-bait

Crude term for knockoffs or clones of the Sega SG-3000 game console, also known as the Sega Master System outside of Japan, released in 1985. It is a combination of the first word in the name of the system and “bait”, which means deception, and deliberately sounds identical to “masturbate” when pronounced out loud
“Shit, it’s just more Famiclones and Master-Bait, not a single genuine console in sight”
by Reecheater43 November 18, 2024
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master tucker

"master tucker" is a phrase that can be used to describe an action a transexual person uses to feel more body positive.
A "master tucker" is a phrase coined to describe a person who is of a higher skill (a master) at tucking.

Tucking flattens the space between the legs, creating a shape that some people find more comfortable or aesthetically pleasing. Tucking is for anyone who wants to do it, no matter their gender or presentation.
"I heard Isaac is a transgender. she goes by she/her now"
"oh, I didn't know. She must be a master tucker"
by moslyfan1488 November 29, 2024
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lactating belch master

the lactating belch master peeked and ace'd
by george droyd December 11, 2024
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Prestige master munting

While munting, you dig up another body. You put the organs of the other body down the original bodies throat, and continue munt on another level.
Hey Austin, remember prestige master munting last night?
by Munting monster December 12, 2024
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Head master

I guy so flexible he can bend over and suck his own dick with the greatest of was a cause he's so flexible
That a boy that's using your head master you got the right stuff
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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