Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.
by Mooooch February 27, 2021
Get the Kick in the cuntmug. Me: Hey Brennan, wanna play Kick the Ball?
Brennan: yea sure why not?
Brennan: *kicks it on the roof*
Me: ...
Brennan: ...
Me: Hey, we still have the storage room!
Brennan: yea!
Brennan: yea sure why not?
Brennan: *kicks it on the roof*
Me: ...
Brennan: ...
Me: Hey, we still have the storage room!
Brennan: yea!
by Wobort May 23, 2022
Get the Kick the Ballmug. When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
Get the swift kicks in the nutsmug. by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025
Get the Pumped Up Kicksmug. Dude 1: Dude let's go to kfc!
Dude 2: OH HELL NO!
Dude 3: O H HELL NO!
Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!
Dude 2: OH HELL NO!
Dude 3: O H HELL NO!
Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!
by sorken2 March 25, 2017
Get the kick it up a notchmug. by cribo6 February 19, 2020
Get the Crip Kickmug. 