Kevin's Algorithm

Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.

The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;

Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:

public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;

for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}

if(true){
findComputer();
}

}

by IOStorm April 30, 2011

Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.

Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.

by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Kevin Saunders

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Kevin Saunders is double bich

by Schmilly August 19, 2021

Kevin

The smelliest person that caused pollution and won’t admit that Christie is just better

Kevin is smelly

by whopopolo January 8, 2023

Kevin the Groper

A kid who gropes women and sexually harass them. Who also gives lap dances to old people.

He's gonna end up like Kevin the Groper

by Ejcolon March 3, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is such an asshole but is funny. He can hate you sometimes but they suddenly just change for the better or worse. He can make memories that you will never be able to forget.

He is such a bitch but I'm grateful for having him as a friend.

Jasper: Who is Kevin?
Me: He is a bitch but my bestest friend

by Qianyu December 9, 2022