Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
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We're heading to the island this weekend for a rager with my 15 pack of Lucky. Do you know anyone who can boot for us?
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The town was suppose to be called grassy lake but cp rail mixed up the railroad signs and the two towns are now switched
A town where everyone knows everyone and is always up In each other business.
In the fall its smells of dill and mint.
Bow island is the bean capital of Canada.
Bow island was also known for Spitz sunflower seeds but was sold to Pepsi co and because of high taxes and costs they moved the company to the USA.
The town was suppose to be called grassy lake but cp rail mixed up the railroad signs and the two towns are now switched
A town where everyone knows everyone and is always up In each other business.
In the fall its smells of dill and mint.
Bow island is the bean capital of Canada.
Bow island was also known for Spitz sunflower seeds but was sold to Pepsi co and because of high taxes and costs they moved the company to the USA.
Person 1: Bow island is the bean capital of Canada
Person 2: so like jelly beans
Person 1: shakes head
Person 2: so like jelly beans
Person 1: shakes head
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