half-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Parent's half-cousin.
2- Half-cousin's child.

half-first-cousin-once-removed.

half-first-cousin-once-removed by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half-great-great-great-nibling

Half-sibling's great-great-grandchild.

half-great-great-great-nibling.

half-great-great-great-nibling by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half dead 

What you and yo mamma are gonna be after I open up a can of whoopass on ya!

You fool! I'm gonna whup you and yo mamma half dead!

half dead by IGKYA53 December 9, 2024

Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”

Half a Cookie by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass 

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025

half-life 

great fucking game made by valve in 1999 I think

I play half-life
I do too

half-life by Unknown07724 January 8, 2025

Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

Half Court Hooper by saintssintoo January 12, 2025