Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week

Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.

by Mooooch February 27, 2021

Crip Kick

A crip kick is where you stomp a bitches face in and crip walk on that hoe

Bitch if you don’t the the fuck outta here imma crip kick yo bitch ass

by cribo6 February 19, 2020

One more kick at the cat

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.

Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)

by Reyzor December 18, 2019

Drop Kick

An acrobatic professional wrestling maneuver in which a person launches both of their feet high in the air to strike a person or object. Most famously, this was what Mr. Belvedere always did to his jacket when he came through the door.

When I drop kicked my jacket when I came through the door, no one glared.

by David Brumbelow July 2, 2022

Kick start my harley

Your hitting a bitch doggie Style and right before she cums you punch her in the kidneys to make her cum like a leaky motorcycle!!

So I’m fucking this bitch and she was like make me cum me cum so I went ahead and kick start my harley

by Moneyseller44 May 7, 2019

perma-kick

Perma-kick is an alternative way of saying permaban. It is used strictly on teamspeak and the phrase can be heard when a player is about to be banned from the server.

David: Alright that's enough I've had it with your bullshit Andy, I'm going to perma-kick you.
Andy: Oh shit dude please don't!
Ryan: Guys look Andy is about to get perma-kicked!

by Scythori June 14, 2016