Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.

"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."

by OdiumRex July 27, 2012

mosquito eater

An insect that is medium sized on its own but all it's creepy legs make it look scary. It can also fly. They got their name because they apparently eat mosquitos. They like my bathroom for some reason.

A mosquito eater got in my bathroom today! Had to drive it out with a towel.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013

thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

fruit eater

Any person who owns an iPhone, or other Apple product and prefers them over any other product

Jason has a Mac, iPad, iPod, and the new iPhone. He's a big fruit eater.

by Pimpala03 January 10, 2014

Fuck Eater

To eat the aftermath of sex fluids off of the genital area.

Hey girlfriend. I know your not hungry but you better eat my fuck you Fuck Eater.

by justofasho January 7, 2015

eager eater

Sudden urge to eat ass

Cam Tillman is a very eager eater

by Goldentaint September 24, 2014

gum eater

A Thespina that solely eats your gum for her own satisfaction and chews it in your face. Like god damn i wanted, thanks Thespina

wow you ate my gum, thats a Gum eater aka a Thespina

by danyell_dc January 3, 2016