Dump and burn

The act of having sexual
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.
What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?

Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.
by Madhog April 23, 2020
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Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.
Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...
by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020
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When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.
Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.
by DogeRager January 30, 2021
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When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.
Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it
by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018
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When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.
Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021
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"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "
by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020
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When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 20, 2023
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