Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.
by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

by littelmittleshittle February 4, 2023

A person that loves to get beer at the Dollar General store, is anti-social, and eats corn the long way.
by Micro Penis 1980 October 12, 2025

by cuttlefish9000 March 1, 2023

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.
John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.
John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.
by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)
by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail
First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2022
