Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

sleep-drunk

When you feel silly when you’re really tired.

“Billy, I told you to go to sleep and stop being sleep-drunk!”

by littelmittleshittle February 4, 2023

Drunk Shawn

A person that loves to get beer at the Dollar General store, is anti-social, and eats corn the long way.

You see that dumb fuck over there! That's a Drunk Shawn.

by Micro Penis 1980 October 12, 2025

space drunk

synonym of high

you're drunk, or in other words inebriated, and you're high up in space

Space drunk off that muthafuckin' Top G Xtra-PurpL pack

by cuttlefish9000 March 1, 2023

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

Drunk

Like an uncle, only drunker.

When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)

by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail

First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022