D-lamac cookie

During intercours a man give a cleavland steamer to a woman and proseads to ejaculate on it. The man then puts some in his mouth and kisses the nice lady goodnight.

The man enjoys giving d-lamac cookies to his wife before they go to sleep

by southiekid March 25, 2009

Swedish cookie cutter

When you take a shit and circle it around a girls pussy and bang her with the turd circling it.

Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!

Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?

Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved

Friend: ???

by vbbeachkid May 13, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century

well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles

by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004

Smart Cookie

A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.

In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.

Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".

by RealSickunt March 13, 2019

Moo Cow Cookies

An original cookie base out of Freeport, LI. Originated out of the pure wub for the world, meant to be share and not to be withheld from the world.

OMG moo cow is bringing Moo Cow Cookies!

by Gbarr85 April 9, 2010

Cookie cutter response

Made by the billions. No good information. Makes few happy. Great way to start an altercation or adverse reaction.

Now that's a cookie cutter response.

by Colorado Kid 78 February 26, 2021

Girl scout cookies

Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.

Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!

by Halcynixa December 9, 2021