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Nard-Cold 

When it’s so cold that your balls have shrunk into nonexistence.
“Dude it’s freakin’ nard-cold out here, I couldn’t scratch my balls if I wanted to!”
Nard-Cold by Beckster Flitt February 22, 2020
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Stone Cold Steve Frothtins 

A nice cold beer. Play on words of the famous wrestler/actor/producer Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Can picture myself getting slammed by a couple of Stone Cold Steve Frothtins this arvo. alcohol

Awkwardly Cold 

When something is so cold that you feel uncomfortable eating it
"Like you get something hot or just normally isnt cold and you eat some of it and you put it in the fridge and forget about it for a few days and then you remember and you take it out and bite into it and its just like 😶🤨🤢😖, that's awkwardly cold"
Awkwardly Cold by YellowSock August 17, 2020

kerry cold 

a kerry cold is when megan slawsons dad has a cold but cus he’s just- him he’s worse than everybody else in the family
“god have you heard of the kerry cold!!”
kerry cold by Megan slawson October 1, 2020

Absolutely cold 

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.
"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"
Absolutely cold by WallaceMan January 15, 2021

Nora (Cold Spegettii) 

Wow Nora (Cold Spegettii) is really tall