permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Cold blue splash

Porta-potty blue water in the winter splashing when you poop.

I was taking a dump in the porta-potty and I got the cold blue splash right in my butthole.

by Shhjusttakeit November 20, 2020

Cold cupping

Cold cupping is placing your balls in the unsuspecting hand of a loved one.

Who is fast asleep turned away from you with their hand conveniently placed to cradle your nut sack.

Cold cupping . Last night i cold cupped her. She sucker punched my balls in retaliation.

by Mystikal 234 June 05, 2021

Cold Texas

Alaska

My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much

by deathleprechaun October 03, 2023

cold richard

richard is cold

oh, there's a cold richard over there. let me give him a hot richard!

by February 02, 2024

Cold Richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.

Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!

Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Crack open a cold one

Winning in fortnite

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w

by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020