The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

clown frown

A face opiate users are known to make when nodding out. The face sags and droops and producing a frown.

His methadone dose is so high that he is sitting there with his eyes closed making a clown frown.

by Kysguy January 29, 2023

Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

Clown

You.

You absolute fucking clown. Get shit noob your fucking dogshit at the game.

by Ronald Childmolester McDonald November 6, 2020

Clown

Clown:
Someone who represents either fear or joy in an attempt to entertain others.
Those that fear clowns may waste away knowing they are missing out on the wondrously ridiculous clownage that could have been happening before them.
While people who enjoy clowns will probably have the time of their life and slowly be converted into a clown bb themselves.

Honk honk beep beep!

Someone: whoa look, there's a clown over there! What a cool guy.
Other person: boy, if I want such a dingo I'd think that's super neat.

by Kraeyn March 9, 2024

Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.

(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"

by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009

Russian clown

a child molester from Russia

Demetre i told you if you take them, they will come for you! you Russian clown

by Rocheman4280 October 11, 2025